Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Terrible Music Tuesday, Volume 1

I think Tuesdays are an appropriate day to list all the terrible shitty songs I had to endure thanks to Pandora and/or the local radio.  If there's one thing I really really despise, it's shitty music.  Which is funny, because I like really shitty music sometimes.  Okay, maybe when I say "funny" I mean "ironic because I like music that probably makes some people's ears bleed."

  • Nickelback.  I don't know the name of the song, but does it matter?  It's all the same shit.  Same shit, different same melody.  And my god it's so mind-numbing.  I was driving, and all of a sudden, I'm like "Woah, am I fucking listening to Dickelback?  I just lost 94 seconds of my life right there!"
  • Gangum style.  Is that the name of it?  That song that's not in English.  That I don't get.  That I don't like.  That makes me want to rip the radio out of my car and throw it down the freeway.  That one.
  • Taylor Swift singing about how boys are mean to her.  Fuck me.  Seriously.  If that's what you sound like in a relationship on a daily basis, I'd be mean to you too.  And then you'd write a song about me.  And I'd be all like "Yep, that's right, I was an asshole to Taylor Swift, you're welcome, America, here's another bullshit whining song."

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